Slurpee Durpee 

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

Slurpee Durpee by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012

Durfee Slurpee 

A sock placed over trouser trout to fight off Sunday scaries, thrown over bunkbed upon discharge.

“After too much hungry howies and another Lions loss, Skydump left to Durfee Slurpee his Phelps Hall fingerling potato”

Durfee Slurpee by Glenn Van Dumpins January 8, 2023

Derpee Slurpee 

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel

Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!

Derpee Slurpee by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021