Slurp Brain 

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

Slurp Brain by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

Brain Slurp 

This is a common word to explain when a male massages the scalp of a female that he is attracted to or friends with. This method is usually only done with one hand and executed in a social gathering.

Tim: Dude that girl is so hot

Bob: Yeah, shes always looking for a good Brain Slurp

Tim: Fuck i got so much crap on my hands. Maybe some other time

Brain Slurp by Petersouris Rex April 19, 2010