Sloppy Joes

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
let me tell you a story of Sloppy Joes
you better not cheat on me or I'll turn you into sloppy joes
by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011
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Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!
by DooDooMan November 06, 2007
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"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 09, 2012
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Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
by A.G.T. April 09, 2011
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A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003
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a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011
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Sloppie Joe

Yulanda gives Sloppie Joe's for 5 cents.
by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 03, 2003
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