An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
by Liv.Sae March 26, 2011
by DooDooMan October 21, 2007
"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 10, 2012
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
by A.G.T. March 23, 2011
by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003
by Sloppy Jake March 01, 2011
by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 03, 2003