An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011

by DooDooMan November 06, 2007

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 09, 2012

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
by A.G.T. April 09, 2011

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

by Sloppy Jake March 15, 2011

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 03, 2003
