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Sloppy James 

A sex act in which a particularly hairy man (usually named James) pours cooking oil on the floor of a truck stop mens room and proceeds to slide back and forth between two opposing glory holes offering up ass and mouth thus allowing him to service two men simultaneously. A more experienced worker can sometimes execute a move called the "Royal Rotation" where they spin 180 degrees between slides so each man gets a shot at both holes.
I walked into the Stuckeys on I40 and saw a line of truckers waiting for a "Sloppy James".
Sloppy James by SlyBoots1414 July 31, 2021
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Sloppy James 

A vegetarian Sloppy Joe is a sandwich without beef, but with onions, tomato sauce or ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and other seasonings, served on a hamburger bun.
"This veggie Sloppy James sandwich is yummy without the beef."
Sloppy James by Veganveg November 26, 2021

Sloppy James 

A vegetarian Sloppy Joe sandwich
Sloppy James by CAry65 July 27, 2022
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