Sloppy Dick 

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

Sloppy Dick by fcgilf September 22, 2008

Sloppy Dick 

A man whore. A hoe; someone who has had sex with multiple women yet is bad at it

"He told me he was good cuz he fucked like 10 other girls; he had a sloppy dick though."

Sloppy Dick by NateHayer August 1, 2025

sloppy donut dick 

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.

Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!

sloppy donut dick by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011

Sloppy Poopy Dick 

When you just fucked somebody in the anus and when you pull out you gots poo all over your dick! Pretty self explainitory!

Kyle has a sloppy poop dick from doing richard in the anusleaving him with a soggy anus (please refer to soggy anus for further explanation)

Sloppy Poopy Dick by CookiePuss January 5, 2005

slappy dick 

The action of taking your hard dick and slapping it each side of the face, head or neck of a bitch.

When I was just about to cum, I gave her a slappy dick and came in her ear.

slappy dick by JF Laplante June 7, 2004

Slippy dick 

A slippy dick happens when a man has no intentions of having any intimate relations with a woman/man but ends up doing so. Mainly because the other person is not attractive enough to have sex with, but he just can't resist.

"So what happened after you left the party with that girl?"
"I got a slippy dick, you know how it is..."
"You really need to learn how to contain yourself, man."

Slippy dick by Sirbro March 21, 2019

Slippy Dick 

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.

Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.

Slippy Dick by Sirbro April 8, 2019