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slideware 

A product or service (usually software based)that looks profoundly revolutionary, extraordinary or ground breaking, but only exists in the form of Power Point pictures. Pejorative term for the fake garbage used to solicit and obtain billions of VC money during The Bubble. Led to numerous heartbreaking all nighters by the poor fools that actually had to try to implement the half baked flakey promoters' con artist Vision.
The electric dog polisher could have changed the world according the the slideware, but none of the code or design ever really existed. The promoter walked off with millions in golden parachute money
slideware by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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A normal sidewalk that has become covered by a layer of ice, causing it to become nearly impossible to walk on. Slidewalks often result in embarassing and painful tumbles for joggers, dogwalkers, and anyone else willing to brave the below-freezing temperatures to get from point A to point B.
Sarah regretted going for a run outside when the slidewalk she was on became too slippery to run on and she fell on her ass.
slidewalk by meowmeow69708 February 26, 2011

slidewayz 

the word a moron uses to describe that they where screeching side ways in a vehicle
i was getting on the onramp and i was like vvvvvvrrrrmmm eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr and my truck got slidewayz
Slang phrase with roots in the 1980's comic Dark Knight Returns, where the youth of the future had an amazing slang. Picked up by nerds, still used today.
Eyes slideways Don. (Means to pay attention to something happening where Don isn't looking)
slideways by Gin_Orphan April 14, 2004
a sideways movement caused by a sliding effect
when driving a car too fast in a turn, the back wheels break loose and the car goes slideways.
slideways by kirkwoodskibum November 21, 2013
Used as another term for drifting

Also see Drift
That car went S-L-I-D-E-W-A-Y-S!
slideways by Ajc_176 March 23, 2005
A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.
After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.
slidewalk by Hackermom July 20, 2008