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A man of financial prowess whose pork sword is unusually thin.
Karen: Does Mr. Steinberg have a solution to this quarter's budget deficit?

Secretary: You expect such a task of a slimdong millionaire?

Karen: You're right, that slimdonged mofucka couldn't stretch a McDonald's straw with that piece.
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by The Silent Dildographer June 15, 2016
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