Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

shitty sleeper

the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.

tim gave tommy a shitty sleeper now tommy has pink eye.

by nubz9 January 10, 2013