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Porn Sleep Sandwich 

When you have a wank last thing before bed and then another one as soon as you wake up.
Feeling absolutely fantastic today boys. Put the second slice on my porn sleep sandwich this morning

sheep sandwich 

The act of cunnilingus on a woman.for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!
for example: What would you like for dinner? I'll have a sheep sandwich!
sheep sandwich by Jasperco November 18, 2013

Sleep sandwiching 

Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.

WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.

Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.
My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.
Sleep sandwiching by HeyCrazyLady December 12, 2017