Slashbook Pro

The indented opening tab on a Macbook Pro has corners so sharp you can slash a wrist on it

Apple is known to be meticulous about design except for this one main feature & the irony is, it's positioned exactly where your wrists rest

A Slashbook Pro could also can be referred to as Emo Tech

Friend: "Dude have you gone all Emo?"

Self: "Nah mate, those wrist scars are from my Slashbook pro"