Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

by rexbanner February 13, 2010

Slash and Dash

Going into a pub or restaurant for a piss without actually buying anything.

John: Why are you going in there?
Joe: It's okay, i'm just going for a slash and dash!

by rexbanner February 13, 2010

Slash and Dash

a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a 'slash' or 'piss' on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.

i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,

yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore

by Alexhannah15 July 16, 2010

Stash and dash

I don't know why but sometimes a dealer will leave free weed in a secret location and his customers basically have to race to go get it and who ever gets it gets it

Yo the dealer just hit me on snap he said he dropped an 1/8 at the park you wanna go see if it's still there it's prolly that gas this is a stash and dash

by 420Bignigga May 27, 2018

Smash-And-Dash

(Verb)
To have sex with an individual, and then after said intercourse, escape at the earliest convenience with/without the consent/knowledge of your partner.

The chicks fine, but I think she has Pica. Smash-And-Dash for sure bro!

by TheKingNick December 16, 2010

smash and dash

When you have casual sex with a counterpart and then never talk to him/ her again.

Friend 1 "Did you hit it?"
Friend 2 "Yeah bro, but it was a smash and dash"

by CutTheCreditCard March 25, 2016

splash and dash

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.

Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.

by Fupacolypse Now October 1, 2011