Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

by rexbanner February 14, 2010

Slash and Dash

Going into a pub or restaurant for a piss without actually buying anything.

John: Why are you going in there?
Joe: It's okay, i'm just going for a slash and dash!

by rexbanner February 14, 2010