Slappy Alaskan

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

Slappy Alaskan by Fapples December 6, 2022

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Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

Alaskan sloppy joe by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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