Slappy Alaskan

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A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

Slappy Alaskan by Fapples December 6, 2022

Words you can keep

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds

When you fuck a girl in the ass, right after she has mud-butt, and procede to go ass to mouth on her.

I was about to go ass to mouth on this chick, but she had mud-butt, so I said lets do some Alaskan Sloppy Seconds.

Alaskan Sloppy Seconds by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009

Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.

Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!

Alaskan sloppy joe by Boiwhathehellboi June 26, 2021

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026