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slap nut 

a dumb ass person


only a dumb person would slap they nuts cause it hurt so bad
shut ur slap nut azz up
slap nut by byron powell August 22, 2005
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Slap Nut 

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack
Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!
Slap Nut by NormalNexus February 18, 2021

Slap Nut 

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot
"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"
Slap Nut by anonymous March 11, 2025

Slap Nut 

a stupid ass lame who is a stupid ass pos
Slap Nut by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

Slap nut slut 

A cock sucking whore who lives only to
enjoy the feel of a hot nutsack slapping her chin.
1. Last night during a round of 69 I gave
that slap nut slut 2 black eyes.

2. That slap nut slut Peggy Sue loves the
feel of my fuzzy sack slappin her chin.
Slap nut slut by streetwhiz1 April 6, 2009

Slap nut slut 

A BBW who likes slapping the nuts of other guys wink wink
Hey that huge girl is a slap nut slut
Slap nut slut by Big pappy1 November 13, 2018

Slap Nut November 

Slap Anyone’s Pussy or penis for the whole November month
Slapped Your Nuts Hah Slap Nut November
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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