slam met-l
Perhaps the most brutal form of music to ever exist in this universe, slam metal will violently and repeatedly rape your eardrums with heavy guitars, un-discernible brutal vocals, and hard hitting dual bass drum blast beats. It's not for everyone.
Famous quotes: "Behead those who insult slam"
Also known as:
Slamming brutal death metal, brutal slamming death metal, and slam death metal
"Damn this slam metal band is fucking brutal, Tom"
"Bob, slam is fucking horrible"
"Tom, you're just a pussy"
*Beheads Tom*
A fake metal genre that wants to fool people into thinking Brutal Death Metal is called "Slam Metal". Ignorant fools use the term "Slam Metal" to describe a wide variety of well established genres, for example: Goregrind, Brutal Death Metal and Deathgrind
"That guy over there said Saprogenic is SlamMetal, man what a poseur"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.