Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

Slack Factor by Neuticle September 30, 2021

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Smack Factor

When you know and or meet someone for the first time and they dont vibe right and you get the feeling to want to smack they face off

Boy: Yo my nigga you got that smack factor son
Best Friend: The f**k is a smack factor

Boy: when you see someone or you meet someone for the first time and they dont vibe right and you just wanna smack the shit outta them
Best Friend: so you saying you wanna smack me?
Boy: Na homie but your moms on the other hand lol

Smack Factor by Krazzey8s October 7, 2011

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Snack factory

1. Someone who's rough on the outside, but sends out good vibes.

2. A woman who pumps out many massively attractive and stylish babies or (snacks)

1. My homie is a whole snack factory.

2. Hey girl, you wanna be my snack factory?

Snack factory by Teedbear Joe May 11, 2018

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Sack Factory

The factory where nothing but money is made.

I found a job at the Sack Factory. We make money.

Sack Factory by BRIMONAE February 17, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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