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skull crusher 

1) A musical track that plays at such an incredible volume or contains great enough bass that the listener's cranial region is shattered and/or pulverized whilst blood, grey matter, and other assorted materials gush out of every fissure created by the initial shockwave.
2) A combat maneuver that effectively replicates the aftereffects of the first definition.
3) A very fucking painful and forceful blowjob.
1) As soon as Jimmy started playing that heavy-ass skull crusher shit through his airplane headphones his brains fucking spewed all over my goddamn shirt, so now I have to go out to Wal-Mart and buy a brand new one. But I think I'll keep the old one as a memento.
2) Dude I though Brad was going to kick Jack's ass when that kid pulled off a skull crusher and splattered Brad's face all over the pavement, Jesus!
3) I gave my girlfriend a skull crusher last night, so she took off school today because she had a sore throat.
skull crusher by Implying713 February 19, 2011

skull crusher 

A dick so girthy it cracks anyone whom tries to blow it
A gave that THOT a skull crusher yesterday
skull crusher by Jew Daddy January 16, 2018

Skull Crusher 

Similar to skull fucking yet rough to the point that life is jepordized and minor skull fractions may occur
Open up wide here comes the skull crusher!
Skull Crusher by Mr. Tomness June 2, 2007

Skull Crusher 

a man scarier than any forse on this earth. he was once forced to destroy a beach house toilet and wear a wife beater. also the father of lenza.
wow, skull crusher kicked down a house!
Skull Crusher by Justin Hyde August 13, 2007

Skull crusher 595 

When you swing on a pull up bar like a monkey and mouth fuck your girl
We were chilling at my house then she found my pull up bar and I ended up giving her the skull crusher 595

Flying Skull Crusher 

A performance made specifically to hurt see by taking your arms under someones armpits and over their head at the same time from behind and body slam them to the ground in that position.

It is more useful way to do it is running at the subject from behind.
boy 1-what is a flying skull crusher?
boy 2- when you body slam someone from behind.

skull crushers 

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull
"Damn she got skull crushers"
skull crushers by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023
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