Skritch

Christopher woods

When you have skuttery underjocks jocks and you and you know you're the biggest skritch

'I had four jam donuts yesterday and felt proper skritchy'

by Skritch March 1, 2019

skritches

The act of scratching a pet in a quick motion by making a opening and closing claw motion. Like scratching/itching at the same time.

Hey kitty, want some skritches?

by Dmanusos March 1, 2018

skritch

The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.

He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.

by Jim Maskel February 1, 2008

skritch

a phone. Particularly a cell phone.

Ay, shut it! I'm talkin' on da skritch!

by combatxxbaby January 27, 2007

skritch

lol thats right we love skritch's adorable brother! no we love you besides your brother! he's just like a wonderful benefit lol

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

skritch

skritch is a lush person who pretty much every girl loves.

man, look at skritch!!

by itc January 29, 2004

skritch

great person to be around, and a great bestest friend!

skritch has an awesome older brother.

by scorchie February 12, 2003