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skerfuffle 

It’s a kerfuffle that progresses into a scuffle. A skerfuffle
You take my last Topo from my YETI, and there’s gonna be a skerfuffle
skerfuffle by UncleMitch June 9, 2021
Related Words
The dirty kid in school. Similar to "skank".
That kid with the mullett is a skerf.
skerf by skerfseeker June 30, 2009
Sklurf is a a vagina that is over 50 years old and has been fucked so many times that it is always wide open or a very ugly deformed young vagina.
Travis: Damn Jessica is fucking ugly.
Dylan: Well what do you expect she has a sklurf.
Travis:Eww
Sklurf by Hood Brat March 26, 2009
When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement
"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"
Splerf by Matt Markel May 21, 2008
similar to a spliff but much fatter.
"wanna roll a spliff?"
"no, i wanna rolla splerf"
splerf by the magic ferret August 4, 2006
(skurr-furr)
A punch to the neck!
That pritchel with the hacking problem just needs a skerfer. The only way to stop it is to skerfer him in front of his bitch boy clan. NAh, just not worth it!

Rip the system. Feel my skerfer instead. The sight of it will give you chillz. I Got no patients for your bullshit kiddie drama. UFC bitch Lets GO, name it. mono E mono. M vs. W. No holds bared. Last one standing gets it;) JK

Step to my door boy and the only thing you'll feel is a skerfer from the right.

I don't want to hear anything about your love game man. I'm not in, nor will I ever, love you. I'd rather see you skerfered. Get off her equipment and out of her life.

The operation of the machine needs a skerfer thrower up at that podium. They'd need less cards to pronounce and their bullshit plans for our economy. Hope they really do like the aroma of toilets the way this is all playing out for this country.

The lead executive of BP needs a skerfer. The locals know the waters better. Let them lend a hand with the clean up your company caused moron's. Take some of the firing squad out to stop the health hazards in the waters.