The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.
John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.
by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016
That gore movie was disgusting, when the lawnmower went over his chest there was was blood skitching everywhere.
by missmoon January 24, 2009
to skitch: v; removing detritus from clothing, either worn by the subject or by another, using a vigorous picking and/or brushing motion.
The day after, she found herself headed back to her flat on the subway, skitching splooge off her suede skirt.
by Girl Obscured May 6, 2005
def: Me and Todd were skitching around in the middle of the night and were trying to keep ahead of policeman that weren't really there.
by Charlie S April 23, 2006
(v) skitch slap: the act of slapping something down by annotating a screenshot or image. See also bitch slap.
by Nick Pellow April 22, 2008
A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010