Skauntarded 

A word that is only used for woman who neglect their children and make everything about themself.

Elaine is known to be a Skauntarded person.

Skauntarded by Soda.net April 3, 2024

skatetarded 

Someone who watches people skate and can talk about it till the cows come home, but who really has no idea whatsoever how to skate.

Also, a skater who has no capability for judgement of distances and obstacles as dictated by their own skill.

1) I love skates and my guy can skateboard witht he best of them, but I'm completely skatetarded.

2) That idiot only broke his ankle because he's skatetarded and didn't realize that his skill level prevents him from sticking nine-flat-nine stairwell jumps.

skatetarded by Pixie Stix October 7, 2007

Spuntarded 

To be beyond SPUN on methamphetamine; SPUN stupid

Thirty minutes after swallowing a half gram of meth, I was spuntarded !

Spuntarded by Cain Dimitris May 30, 2017

skacuntarded 

an absolute psycho bitch who can’t deal with not being the most important person in the room. Extremely retarded, narcissistic, and abusive.

Elaine is an actual skacuntarded bitch who abuses her poor children and is a self centered, narcissistic, ugly, slutty, transphobic, retarded, insane person who can’t think of anyone but herself. She victimizes herself for men so she can make more babies with her rotten pussy and then leave them on their own. -her oldest child

skacuntarded by ihateelaineshesafatassbitch April 3, 2024