skals 

see skills; a moniker for the ever famed peteyIII. a thick-lipped individual, metaphysical, heterosexual mofo. may most often be seen screaming "REEEEEEE" and being niggardly. has a table in the cafe with his name etched into it.

P.N. ugh look at skals tryin to mack that ugly botch.. never thrice!

n. that nigga thinks he got skals but he aint got shit

skals by bigga nigga April 8, 2003

caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy

caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Chips and Salsa

A wonderfully tasty, savory snack, sometimes served at parties/get-togethers, and an appetizer staple at Mexican restaurants.

-Requires a bag of tortilla/corn chips, and salsa (a Spanish/Latin American-originated sauce often consisting of tomatoes, onions, peppers, and spices) for dipping the chips in. The salsa can range from very mild to very hot/spicy. Many Mexican restaurants serve their own house-made chips with salsa complimentary to your table.

This snack is very popular and can be very addicting.

Guy at Mexican restaurant: "Hey waiter, more chips and salsa please... *hic*"

Waiter: "Sorry sir, you've already had 16 rounds. I'm cutting you off."

Chips and Salsa by spliffsicles June 25, 2012

Skaish 

An old, dying language mainly used in central Europe. However, it is now only spoken by around 10 thousand people across the world.

The origin is not entirely known but suspected to have nordic origins

You speak Skaish? That's crazy, nobody speaks Skaish

Skaish by Marek Kowalski April 7, 2021

Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.

Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'

Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011

joshua put his dick in the salsa again

God damn it joshua!!!

Kid: Mom, joshua put his dick in the salsa again.
Mom: GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA

joshua put his dick in the salsa again by Trotg May 22, 2019

vampire salsa 

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

vampire salsa by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010