Six Pack Pickup

When a woman is so homely a man would not consider her until he had six beers.

George: I think that woman over there is hot.

Peter: Really? You gotta be kidding me. How many beers have you had?

George: Six.

Peter: Figures. Go after your six pack pickup and enjoy your coyote morning.

by Ebullient Gideon July 23, 2011