Situs

Suck It Till Ur Sick, derived from the term(s) Blowjob, Giving head, etc.

A derogatory term which results in someone telling another individual to Suck on Him/Her until the aforementioned becomes sick from so much sucking.

Hey Mary, come over here and situs.

The Leaf's keep getting scored on here tonight, they are playing awful. They can Situs.

by Durbin03 November 10, 2014

Situ

This word is short for situation and is used to describe an awkward, uncomfortable or intense moment.

"That guy was dancing awfully close to you - were you having a bit of a situ?"

or

"Stop it, you're embarrassing me, I'm having a situ here!"

by Feltch McFlop March 27, 2009

In situ

Something being at its original place

All the guest sat down in situ

by Stalier February 14, 2020

thong a situs

When you wear thongs a lot and your butt crack itches.

"Man, I think I have thong a situs my butt crack itches"

by B(real) December 28, 2015

Situ-rape-tion

When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink

I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.

by Schnappy pappy February 5, 2011

racism-in-situ

racism still confined to the basement membrane. not out-right racist, but getting there.

that adam guy has a serious case of racism-in-situ

by thassoraven09 April 24, 2010

situ comoedia syndrome

Situ comoedia syndrome is characterised by trying to turn everything into an interaction similar to a sitcom subconsciously. They will also be accompanied by imagining laugh tracks in the back of their mind, this usually comes with bad social skills and lack of friends as they will say things they don't mean to make it a comedic interaction.

Jack: Did you know Kikbai has situ comoedia syndrome?
Kikbai: Speaking of syndromes, my grandma passed away when a bowling ball hit her in the head.
Jack: Did the family sue the bowling alley?
Kikbai: Bowling alley? This was at a public pool.
Jack: Did that actually happen?
Kikbai: No, I was just kidding my grandma is fine.

by realconditions December 27, 2022