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Sitting on it

Sitting on it-
A term used do describe the act of holding a piece while smoking a bowl with a group of friends in order to tell a story or have a conversation
"dude, wheres the bong? I haven't hit it in awhile."
"oh sorry bro, haha. I've been sitting on it"
(whole group bursts into giggles)
Sitting on it by Zane (euphoric) August 5, 2008

sittin' on it 

sittin' on it is a term used for men who want to get laid. it is a very abrupt way of asking but hey you gotta get laid right?
I told her to get sittin' on it and she practically jumped on it!

sittin on it 

When you sit on your cock for a prolonged period of time.
Last Sunday me and Hunter were just sittin on it
sittin on it by Jxrrett March 27, 2022

brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay 

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
“i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”
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