Term used by some one who is confused about whether to describe a situation or a scenario. Typically coming from someone who is really "ghetto" trying to sound important and they wind up sounding...ghetto.
"Here's the sitchenario, officer...I was in that neighborhood looking for my lost dog. Dat ho just leaned over into my ride and started talkin' about sex."
A small cringe moment that feels massive at the time, but can be soothed by just chewing some extra chill gum.
omg, bestie, i'm in a sitchewation..... my mum won't call the doctor for me anymore. i need to do it 😭😭😭
lolluke just tried to pet a dog and the dog totally ignored him, that's a sitchewation fr
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.