A gender-fluid person who sponsors someone else's lifestyle. A gender-fluid sugar provider. Synonymous with sugar daddy but for someone who identifies as gender fluid.
Did you know that Jamie is Frankie's simple syrup? Jamie pays for everything!
The act of pulling the penis out of a female partner prior to ejaculation. The man then turns towards her simp boyfriend and proceeds to ejaculate on his face. Subsequently leaving a syrup like mess for the simp to clean up.
"Bro she made her boyfriend watch. I totally gave him some simplesyrup."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.