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Simp Daddy 

A Simp-Daddy is a slang term often used amongst a group of friends defending that they are not just a "simp" but a Simp Daddy claims that they are better than just a "simp" often meaning they get something in return for the "simping" they've just done.
“Bro you bought that girl that? You're such a simp.”
“Nah, I'm a simp daddy 😏”
Simp Daddy by DJ UltraSonic January 18, 2022

Simp Daddy 

The biological father that's overly desperate for his offspring’s attention, especially if they are bad people, undesirables, or low lives, who have shown outright disrespect and contempt for him, yet he stills continues to obsess over and overly placate his entitlement Kings and Queens - in training. Simp Daddies are insecure but selfish, narcissistic men who have learned to be a Simp from their fathers and Entitlement Queen egg donors.
Frank is sure a foolish Simp Daddy. After his brat daughter, who didn't like Frank tell her what to do at age 9, ran off to live with Frank's meddling white trash ex-wife. Frank's daughter ignored him for nine years until she dropped out of high school to be a stripper so she could afford her drug habit. Now, because she is spending one hour a week meeting Frank up at a coffee shop, Frank bought her a brand new car and is sending her to an expensive out-of-state college, all expenses paid. In return, Frank would be happy if she only sends him a Christmas Card once every ten years. Frank has taken a second full-time job and has forced his second wife, who is disabled to work three part-time jobs - just to make Frank's little girl's dreams come true!

Simpdaddy 

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.
"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"
Simpdaddy by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

Simpdaddy 

a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.
"hey wacko, why do we hang out with that Simpdaddy. he totally ruins our friendship group"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026