A tall brunette slut who every guy wants to get in bed with. She seems like a tomboy but is a total savage in bed. Virgin? Nah, se put out when she was 12.
by Some dumb fuck February 9, 2017
she might seem nice at first you can try and be friends with her but never best friends now other Simones might be nice but this simone that i am talking about is such a bitch everyday after school she would make me cry once she did something horrible and i know it was her but she denied it but everyone knows she did it she made me suicidal and says that i did that to myself which i didn't
by jack jake jack jake May 7, 2018
A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.
by HamstersRevenge November 4, 2018
A Simone is typically a shallow self-obsessed type of person that lives in a delusional fantasy world. Hungry for fame and adoration, she will stop at nothing to get what she wants, even if it means stabbing her friends in the back. Simones can be charming, but ultimately they are empty, soulless, parasitic people. Don't ever try to hold them accountable for their bad behavior because they will revert into petulant children.
She seemed like a nice person but when I discovered that every word she ever said was a lie, then I knew she was a Simone.
by Sisemen June 1, 2017
To act romantic in a neurotic way that makes others smile. The feeling of being semi-suffocated triggered by the opposite sex acting mushy.
by simonesita January 13, 2014
He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes
by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019
by Does Ben March 9, 2021