1 definition by HamstersRevenge

A retarded kid who does very stupid stuff all the time. He is short and usually gets female attention but as he is so retarded he goes for ones that live in other countries. When first meeting Simon people instantly know he is special with autism, down syndrome or something else. Simon also thinks he is good at Counter-Strike but plays for himself, does not help teammates and also does not take any criticism.
Mate, you kicked the glass door and now its smashed everywhere. You Simon now or something?
by HamstersRevenge November 4, 2018
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