1. A pussy-cake of a lion. Compared to his great, badass, alpha, and manly Mufasa, he is a weak ass with queer voice who loses to a starved and malnutrition-ed lioness in a fight.

2. A word to describe a pussy-male.

3. Word you say with satisfaction to a woman after rubbing your jizz on her forehead with your index and middle finger.
1. Guy #1: Dude, isn't Simba a total bitch of a lion?
Guy#2: Yeah man, just compare The Lion King's Mufasa and Lion King 2's Simba, Mufasa reeks alpha-manliness while Simba talks like a queer while losing fight to a woman.

2. Wow look at Alex losing a fight to a girl, what a Simba.

3. Ahhhh.... Siiiiiimmmbaaaaa....
by bow-chika-wow-wow July 11, 2009
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A tounge in cheek term used to recognize compulsive lying.
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This guy is a total Simba. He's the lyin' king.
by balz deep October 26, 2010
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After inserting the middle finger into your partner's anus, you swipe it across their forehead saying, "Simba," in a deep voice marking their forehead.
"Dude... I gave her a Simba last night,"

"What's that,"

"Look it up!"
by Smiffle April 9, 2016
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When your have sex with your girl on her period and you stick your thumb in her bloody vagina and wipe it on her forehead in a shape of a u and say simba slowy as you wipe
My girl got mad at me last night when I gave her the simba.
by Roadblock321 November 10, 2015
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Noun. Male, found in Switzerland, whose life is a mess.
Jan: Hi Simba! How are you doing? I have been really efficient, waking up at 8am to read about economics and then I went swimming for one hour. Since then I have spent the day trying to maximise the floor space in my big room. How about you?
Simba: I'm ok, I slept until 6pm and haven't really done anything. I feel tired and I can't find my room keys.
Jan: Your life is a mess.
by Maharison May 4, 2005
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Bust a nut on your girl scoop some up and smear it on her forehead and whisper Simba
"Scoops some cum off her stomach with my thumb and rubs it on her forehead.....looks in her eyes and whispers Simba"
by DrakoRamirez January 25, 2017
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The Simba is done by completing the following steps:

1. Guy cums on girls face (must get some on forehead...it is essential)
2. Guy reaches out and smears the cum across said girls forehead while saying SIIIIIIMMMMMMBBBBBAAAAAA in a long, drawn out manner.

As you can easily tell this is a favorite of many, many girls...especially those girls known as cum sluts, chicken heads, etc.

(Bonus points if you dress in a Rafiki costume while doing this.)
Kim and George were having sex in the bathroom stall when George thought it would be funny to pull the Simba.
by asshole frat guy November 3, 2007
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