Someone who is so witty and clever, that he/she does not realize how witty and clever he/she is. Everything that comes out of this person's mouth is gold, hence the silver in the name, which derives from quicksilver.
Silverton is a small town, with a population of around 700, located in the southern Texas panhandle. Only thing keeping this town on the map is a chain of shit ass convenience stores called Allsups and an old ass school. 100% of the town’s crackheads, high school dropouts, and pregnant women are employed by Allsups. The rest of the population is employed by a single farmer. Silverton School has been on a spiraling downfall since it opened its doors. This town and school are so fucking boring the youth has turned to heavy binge drinking. The high school girls, even as young as junior high, have resulted to heavy dick sucking and hard fucking to pass the time in that miserable shit hole called Silverton.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.