Silver Dollar Asshole 

The large worn/aged anus of a raccoon, opossum, or human.

Clint and Brent find a dead raccoon in their bedroom, and they would like to determine its age so they check to see if it has a silver dollar asshole by using their fingers to gauge its size.

Silver Dollar Asshole by Half of 34 May 27, 2021

silver dollar asshole 

When your friend is being a real asshole so you have a doctor embed an old style silver dollar into his anal tract. Also you have an attractive female nuse sleep with him. And after they are finished she uses a syringe full of old silver dollar shavings into his bloodstream and replace his white blood cells. An easier way is just to kill him.

My rectum has been aching lately. (other friend) ohh yea i intruded your rectum last night. Ohh no ive been silver dollar assholed

silver dollar asshole by Scrootie Mcbooger balls April 24, 2010