Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
by NicSoChic October 09, 2014
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a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah
by Big EE November 04, 2004
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silent stalker [fart]

a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation.
Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag.
by Big E October 29, 2004
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