Sigmund Fruits

People who insist on telling you about their dreams.

A unique breed of storytellers who make the mistake of thinking the subconscious dream world of ominous attics, giant tadpoles, and naked public speaking events is interesting to anyone other than their shrink.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004