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Siewsarran

Siewsarran, formerly siews, is one of, if not the best, CSEC IT, CAPE COMPSCI and CAPE IT teachers in trinidad y tobago, and band leader of lynchpin . He was a past student of hillview and teaches at hillview.

Siews is most famously known for his stories that he tells in which the truthfulness of them is unknown, i.e: he tells a lot of fictional stories. EVERYONE who has been taught by siews WILL eventually hear ALL these stories.

Famous stories include:
1) UWI bench story - In this story, siews describes his nights at uwi. Specifically sleeping on the benches at night. A very interesting and commonly brought up story : 8/10.
2) UWI lecture story - In this story, siews describes pointing out lapses in students' presentations at UWI. So when it was his turn to present, everyone showed up so they can try and find a false statement, but they were unsuccessful because siews never makes mistakes... : 9/10
3)PORT - OF - SPAIN umbrella story - in this story, a man selling umbrellas on a monday had a container full of umbrellas. Siews didnt buy because he say he go buy when it rain. So on a friday when it start raining, the man sell out all he umbrellas and raise the price. : 7/10
4) Starbucks wifi story - if you know you know. : 10/10

Also he only wears black pants and shirts for some reason
Siewsarran is the best IT teacher in the Caribbean
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