Sidewards Taco

Envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. This terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all vaginas out there, imagine a cross between Hitler's grandmothers corpse after it has been passed around a pack of hyenas and Tara Reid's snatch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. Safe to say the very entrance to hell is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco

David Cameron: Ohh bro I totally hooked up with Paris Hilton last night, but as I was going down to rainbow kiss her, I realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and I had to bail!

Stalin: Bro that's weak man, why would you even think of going down on Paris?

by IceMan 22 GO DEEP June 19, 2013

Sideways Taco

A term for a vagina with large, flapping labia majora.

Mios Dios! That sideways taco is enough to feed all the king's horses and all the king's men!

by Slick Dick Lick/Gerber Baby June 18, 2004

Sideways Taco

When turning a taco sideways (vertical) it resembles a vagina.

Woodsie - I'm Hungry
Sile - You should call Cindy, She'd love to give you her famous Sideways Taco
Woodsie - Word

by Dan "Skidmarks" August 1, 2008

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

a sideways taco

a woman's vagina

Eating a sideways taco always satisfies the muff munchies.

by Nefairyious March 1, 2016

sideways fuzzy taco

common name for an unshaved pussy. think about it.

"hey where were you last night?"

"getting the sideways fuzzy taco from your mom, dude."

by han377 November 2, 2008