Shuffle Fart

I series of short but loud farts, slipping out of your anus rapidy. If preformed correctly, it will sound much like the suffling of cards.

PL.. PL... PL.. PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLRRRRRRRIIIPPP.

"HEY YOU'RE PLAYING CARDS? I'LL PLAY.".....

"oh that wasnt cards. It was just a shuffle fart"

by Mobev May 3, 2006