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Shubhneet Puri 

I was a charming kid who was made to believe that money defines you, your status and your personality. Well it’s 2060 here. Pretty much same. But trust me hang in there, it’ll get better. I’m still an Srkian and even though Eminem is dead he still haunts me in nights and force me to write more. Guess What? Global Warming was actually real and it killed nearly half the world’s population last decade. People are settling south since Arctic lost all it’s ice in 2047. I was divorced five years back. Well she couldn’t understand my private space and my obsession over Instagram (oh it’s called “Instos” now since Apple bought Facebook aftermath of Mark’s bankruptcy) Elon Musk did everything to make the Mars dream a reality but later the plan was dropped and Tesla suffered a huge loss before making a steady recovery from Solar Homes Initiative. Few still preach spirituality and India sanctioned United states five times for not paying the market debt worth of $200 Trillion. China and India are partners in one belt and one road initiative now and there’s a hope that someday both countries would lead a better planet. Amazon is gone in the Black tsunami of 2055 and west europe was hit too but we are recovering fast and we have enough doctors and resources but still haven’t learned the lesson of empathy and humanity. I live in a small alley near Vienna city centre. We have came really far but it seems like we are still pretty much corrupt, selfish and ruthless beings alive.
Shubhneet Puri by IamCoco97 November 24, 2021
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012