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Shubhneet Puri 

I was a charming kid who was made to believe that money defines you, your status and your personality. Well it’s 2060 here. Pretty much same. But trust me hang in there, it’ll get better. I’m still an Srkian and even though Eminem is dead he still haunts me in nights and force me to write more. Guess What? Global Warming was actually real and it killed nearly half the world’s population last decade. People are settling south since Arctic lost all it’s ice in 2047. I was divorced five years back. Well she couldn’t understand my private space and my obsession over Instagram (oh it’s called “Instos” now since Apple bought Facebook aftermath of Mark’s bankruptcy) Elon Musk did everything to make the Mars dream a reality but later the plan was dropped and Tesla suffered a huge loss before making a steady recovery from Solar Homes Initiative. Few still preach spirituality and India sanctioned United states five times for not paying the market debt worth of $200 Trillion. China and India are partners in one belt and one road initiative now and there’s a hope that someday both countries would lead a better planet. Amazon is gone in the Black tsunami of 2055 and west europe was hit too but we are recovering fast and we have enough doctors and resources but still haven’t learned the lesson of empathy and humanity. I live in a small alley near Vienna city centre. We have came really far but it seems like we are still pretty much corrupt, selfish and ruthless beings alive.
Shubhneet Puri by IamCoco97 November 24, 2021
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