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Shitesticles 

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.
Shitesticles by Pollup January 11, 2008

Shreksticles 

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.
Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.
I got hit in the shmesticles the other day
Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shredsticles 

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.
Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.
shredsticles by guylee January 21, 2008

sheepsticles 

1. when your testicles lack testosterone, you become sheepish

2. a resource in the board game settlers of catan
Example1:
dude 1: why don't you eat 40 hot dogs in 1 minute?

dude 2: i cant do it, just can't

dude 1: i am going to kick you in your sheepsticles, if you don't do this

Example2:
dude, i want to trade in my le ores for sheepsticles
sheepsticles by Sapanani April 25, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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