Shrodinger's Fap 

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

Shrodinger's Fap by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

Schrodinger's Fap 

An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.

Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"

Schrodinger's Fap by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

schrödinger's fap 

A fap that is not witnessed by a second party.

A fap either did or did not occur due to quantum entanglement - schrödinger's fap

schrödinger's fap by Fausnaught April 7, 2015