Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
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Maurice experienced major cock shrivelege upon coming in contact with feminazis, whereupon his cock attempted to retract into his body for safety.
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by Aznlover May 21, 2006
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(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
(just like it sounds!) Used by assholes the world over in an attempt to make their "dick" appear larger.
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