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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

rusty shrimpbowl 

It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.
There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.