Shredded

Mercilessly destroyin your friends with post spins

Nigga got shredded

by EGE x Phoria May 14, 2019

Shred

Graciously donate to a homeless charity at Christmas time

Joe Lycett is planning to shred £10k this year because David Beckham won't play ball

by radgedpanda November 16, 2022

SHREDS

1. Only the coolest guy you'll EVER meet!

"omg its shreds off myspace"
"omg and he has a beard <3"
"omg lets go subside"
"omg get up off the floor, remove your hand from my knee and let go off my beard"
"ROFLAARP"

by beard4eva October 15, 2007

shredding

when someone who had braces gives a guy a blow job

i hope lol starts shredding me even though it might hurt

by jordan ar's friend January 1, 2010

Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures October 1, 2015

shredded

extreme state of intoxiction from marijuana use often noted by staggering vision(like the picture lags) numbness of legs and arms very pleasurable feelings and sometimes paranoia,stoned,blazed,high

damn sammy smoked so much he was shredded

by Juan Gil April 26, 2005

Shredded

Shredded: So buff and so without body fat, that the lines and how toned one is, is as if their muscles have been shredded and glued back together is an attractive way.

Girl: Dayummm, dat boi is hwot!

Other girl: That man is a meat-headed, shredded machine!

by Truddledomotiquilurffluhop December 4, 2018