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Show me your tits 

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.
Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.
Show me your tits by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016
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show me your tits 

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

show me your tits day 

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.
hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day
show me your tits day by 42428 November 17, 2018

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.
“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.
It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, now.

National Show Me Your Tits Day

National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.
Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.
hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.
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