Show me your tits

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Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

Show me your tits by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

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show me your tits

when you go to your little brothers room to tell him that dinners ready then your see him balls deep in a pencil sharpener

SHOW ME YOUR TITS BROTHER

show me your tits by enzo----________-----___------ January 18, 2019

show me your tits day

a day on november 18 of every year. usually to fuck gamer boys over in the middle of no nut november.

hey i’m already done with more than half of no nut november

girl: oh is that right? *shows her tits*
why would you do that now i’m going to fail no nut november

girl: because it’s national show me your tits day

show me your tits day by 42428 November 17, 2018

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National Show Me Your Tits Day

Every May 17th on even number years is this holiday.

“Dude, I can’t believe it’s may 17th!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s National Show Me Your Tits Day!”

National Show Me Your Tits Day by rubbermanrubberman May 17, 2020

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National "Show Me Your Tits" Day

Drop dem titties on March 3rd ladies.

It's March 3rd, you know what that means right? It's National "Show Me Your Tits" Day! So go ahead, do it, ｎｏｗ.

National "Show Me Your Tits" Day by Meme-Meister_Gaming69420 March 1, 2022

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National Show Me Your Tits Day

National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.

Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.

National Show Me Your Tits Day by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021

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National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

National Show me your Tits day by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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