This is a particular phrase that gives you minerals and vaspene gas when you type in "show me the money" in the game Starcraft.
The phrase "show me the... MONKEY!" was said wrong by this man in a commercial.
when inserting your thumb in to the anal passage whilst simultaneously shoving your index and forefinger in the clunge, you then proceed to rub thumb and fingers together shouting "ching ching"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.