Shoot me

Another way of saying sure, often used by someone disinterested and waiting for something interesting to happen.

Don't recommend actually saying this to someone with a gun.

Guy: Want me to sing the national anthem backwards?
Other Guy: Shoot me.

by toastedroaster May 20, 2016

shoot me

A phrase said when one wants death.

Person A: Hey, did you remember that we have a test today?
Person B: Oh God, shoot me now.

by cam.is.cheesy September 19, 2017

Shoot me

A phrase used when someone is called out on something but doesn't care, similar to "bite me".

Person 1: "Hey you're not allowed to smoke in here"
Person 2: "Shoot me"

by neckbrace November 26, 2020

Shoot me

To give me or to send me.

Hey bruh, can you shoot me some bread?

by n1gjohn March 9, 2013

Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012

just shoot me

An utterance of defeated frustration and exasperation. Often used in overly one-sided argument by someone who is too tired to fight, or is in a hopeless bind.

Look, I KNOW the horse is out the gate, I left it open, he's gone. I KNOW. I'm gonna go look for him... why you still beating on me? Get it over with and just shoot me already. Christ on a bike.

by ephemerae December 9, 2004

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019