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shoe polish 

pizazz or to shine, be hot, brilliant, sexy
that choir boy does not need any more shoe polish- he is just too damn fine as it is OR that s#it is just shoe polish (the new that's hot)
shoe polish by tabernacle t April 14, 2005

Levittown Shoe Polish

When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.
Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.

Golden Shoe Polish 

When someone urinates on your shoe. (Most Commonly when in a bathroom stall).
I was just in the bathroom and got a golden shoe polish from your weird friend.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026