Shmookie

Is something that you love so much or is a very cute animal, can be used to refer to pretty much anything. Once you start using it, you'll know.

When seeing a cute animal you might say "Oooo look at that shmookie. That's the cutest shmookies I have every seen!"
Or
When referring to a significant other "I love you shmookie, thanks for the best valentines day ever."
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A VERB: "Give me a shmooks." means "Give me a kiss".

by BobSaget94 January 25, 2023

Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

shmooky

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.

After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!

by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022

pookie shmookie

random name a mom calls their child

Love you pookie shmookie, get some rest now!

by yoitsyagurl March 24, 2017

Shmookie

A gay man with shmegma who Fucks another man and gets poopdick with his shmegma

Hey man clean your ass hole good next time some dookie came out on my shmegma and now I’ve got shmookie

by Shmooky September 5, 2019