Shmezmo 

The Gunk that Forms under the Gunt of a woman..or the FUPA of a woman.

when that chick lifted up her fupa belly..the Shmezmo that was under there made me puke.

Shmezmo by Shmezmo April 13, 2009

shmegmoid 

The name of a friendly platypus on Twitter. He loves to say GWAN and enjoys certain things like adderall. He is the roommate of YouTuber Nudah who streams live daily

“Oh looks it’s a tweet from Shmegmoid Johnson.”

shmegmoid by Mercbeamish April 28, 2021

Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

shmemo 

shememo is a mixture between a chav and a emo.

If you see a girl with obviously dyed black hair, drainpipes, a burberry bag and smoking a fag, you can say there goes a shmemo.

shmemo by nelliephant May 9, 2006

Shmemory 

A bad or traumatic memory

Highschool is just a big shmemory for me.

Shmemory by Yibbisher October 15, 2021

Shmegmoid 

The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.

Julia dropped out of nursing school after she realized she could pull in six figures from all the shmegmoids simping for her on twitch and onlyfans.

Shmegmoid by Papa Marsh July 19, 2024